I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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