we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
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thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
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You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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