I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
Randomize
