ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
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I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
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For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
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