she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
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Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
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body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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