This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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