hell yes lets make some ravioli
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
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your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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