He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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