I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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