I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
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I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
I don't deserve a penis
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Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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