and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
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have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
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Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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