Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
This baby is an asshole
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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