just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
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He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
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ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!