69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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