Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
In America we eat man semen.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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