drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
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