You can't motorboat a personality
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Let's get the cat blown out
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Randomize
