Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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