it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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