I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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