the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
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You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
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There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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