I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
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