this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Randomize