Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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