who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
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they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
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40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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