am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
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just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Watching her eat just hurts me
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Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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