And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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