Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
