I wish I could teleport
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
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Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
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You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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