We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
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I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
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No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
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