Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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