2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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