his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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