Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
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My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
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Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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