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• (805): View more from California

  i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  I skipped work to stalk him.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  ...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..

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• (559): View more from California

  You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.

  (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid

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