you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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