Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
