My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
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