I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
FUCK WHALES
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