As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Shame is for Republicans.
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