I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
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No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
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I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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