You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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