i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
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Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
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I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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