How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
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Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
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I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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