I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
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He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
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People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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