he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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