I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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