Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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