yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
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can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
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I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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