The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
pray to the hookup gods
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize