and she was petting her beer can
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
My ATM looks so different sober.
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We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
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I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
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Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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