Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Randomize