He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
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We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Watching her eat just hurts me
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dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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