She said her name was "party"
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Randomize
