You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
Randomize
