Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
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a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
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I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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