Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
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she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
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You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I have fence marks all over my body
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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